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A joke, a gimmick, a physical manifestation of a sly wink, that's what most of the items are in this section.  Great gifts for your fellow horror fans, or for yourself, there's lots of fun scary goodness here!
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AMITYVILLE REALTY - Novelty ID Badge AMITY SHERIFF - Novelty ID Badge CHAINSAW LICENSE - Novelty ID Badge
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For when the housing market goes to Hell! "We're gonna need a bigger boat." Because all heavy machinery needs some kind of license.
CORONER - Novelty ID Badge DOCTOR LOOMIS - Novelty ID Badge Foree Electric Novelty ID Badge
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"You kill 'em, we chill 'em." You'd have to be crazy not to wear this during visiting hours. Where the undead shop for electronics.
MISKATONIC FACULTY Novelty ID Badge MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY "STUDENT" - Novelty ID Badge OVERLOOK HOTEL "CARETAKER" - Novelty ID Badge
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For the educator whose tenure lasts for aeons... A most eldritch and arcane institution. It's the perfect holiday job, but all work and no play...
WGON HELICOPTER PILOT - Novelty ID Badge ZOMBIE EXTERMINATING SERVICE - Novelty ID Badge ZOMBIE HUNTING LICENSE - Novelty ID Badge
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For when you're out NOT doing traffic reports The official license for zombie exterminators. Present this to any official zombie game warden. upon request.
ANTI-ZOMBIE WARNING SIGNS Z.E.R.O. COMMANDO Novelty ID Badge Z.E.R.O. HAZMAT/CADAVER DISPOSAL - Novelty ID Badge
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From the Official Zombie Outbreak Survival Kit, you can now buy the official Zombie Emergency Response Operations (Z•E•R•O) warning signs.  Four (4) separate 5 1/2" x 8 1/2" cardboard signs which you can display in the event of an emergency! Proper ID for the professional zombie hunter The cadaver disposal unit of Z•E•R•O
Z.E.R.O. RESEARCH - Novelty ID Badge Z.E.R.O. TRAUMA/RESCUE - Novelty ID Badge "IN THE EVENT OF ZOMBIE ATTACK" poster
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The scientific research arm of Z•E•R•O The rescue division of Z•E•R•O From the Official Zombie Outbreak Survival Kit, you can now buy the official Zombie Emergency Response Operations (Z•E•R•O) warning poster. 2 colors, 11" x 17". Makes a great gift!

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ZOMBIE BLOOD ENERGY POTION (SINGLE UNIT) True Blood: Merlotte's Bar and Grill Logo Magnet GHOSTBUSTERS STAY PUFT FLAT ENAMELLED KEYCHAIN
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Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things to have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood.

Throw in some lime flavoring and greenness, and you have the recipe for realistic Zombie Blood! Of course, we did make sure this blood is filtered so you won't be getting any mutagens or viruses or anything else that might turn you into the walking dead. All you'll get is energy, great taste, and stares from passers by. Because that's the best part of enjoying a Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion - the gawking from onlookers. Time to guzzle some Zombie Juice!

Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion • A great (and gross-looking) energy potion - with the same color, nutrients, and consistency of real zombie blood (mutagen and virus free). • Comes in a resealable, transfusion-style blood bag. • Delicious tangy-lime flavor. • Not an actual biohazard. • Caffeine: 80mg per bag • Energy Blend Includes: Iron, protein, and electrolytes. • Blood Type: Z (for delicious)! • Unit Volume: 3.4 fl oz (100ml)

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Decorate your microwave or refrigerator with the logo of the swanky dive that the vampires of Belle Temps like to call home in the hit HBO series True Blood with this True Blood: Merlotte's Bar & Grill Logo Magnet!

Imported from the UK! Carry your keys or decorate a bag or jacket with these Ghostbusters keychains! Choose from three different designs - the 'No Ghost' logo, Slimer, or the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Ghosts need not apply!

True Blood: Merlotte's Bar and Grill Keychain #ZombifyWallStreet - Campaign Sticker set UNCLE CREEPY BUTTON 4 PACK
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Carry your keys with the True Blood: Merlotte's Bar & Grill keychain, which features the logo of the bar from the hit HBO vampire series True Blood!

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You get both of the official campaign stickers for less than what most stickers go for these days?  That's a bargain...right?
4-pack of 1" buttons featuring the new Dark Horse Creepy horror hosts: Uncle Creepy, Sister Creepy, Creepy Cat, and the Creepy logo.

WINCHESTER TAVERN - heavy pint glass GHOSTBUSTERS SLIMER MUG EMILY THE STRANGE "HEARTBREAK" RED DEVOTIONAL CANDLE
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For when you're waiting for all of this to blow over... Take home this mug featuring the green and mischievous Slimer. The 11-ounce black mug makes perfect gift for any fan of Ghostbusters!

Don't look now! Emily's back with more intriguing products.

Choose from 4 pillar candles, inspired by the saint candles of Mexico and modern day spell candles, each bearing an image of Emily or one of her companion kitties. Each candle includes a metal charm embedded in the wax. Burn the candle to find your lucky prize! Candles are 8 1/4" tall.

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EMILY THE STRANGE WHITE PROTECTION CANDLE "CTHULHU RISING" deluxe lighted snowglobe AlIEN Silicone Ice Tray: Big Chap
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Don't look now! Emily's back with more intriguing products.

Choose from 4 pillar candles, inspired by the saint candles of Mexico and modern day spell candles, each bearing an image of Emily or one of her companion kitties. Each candle includes a metal charm embedded in the wax. Burn the candle to find your lucky prize! Candles are 8 1/4"" tall.
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The ancient god-monster foretold in the classic horror tales of H.P. Lovecraft breaks forth from his bonds in the sunken city of R'lyeh in this beautifully crafted, large, heavy crystal waterglobe! Illuminated from behind with shifting colors, the sculpture rises above the ominous inscription from The Necronomicon

"That is not dead 
which can eternal lie 
And with strange aeons 
even death may die" 

Globe is a HUGE 6" in diameter, and a HEAVY 6 pounds on a sculpted base. The detail of Cthulhu and the underwater city are astonishing, and with a shake of the globe, the stars are finally right! A must for any Lovecraft fan! 

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(PLEASE NOTE: Due to the item's weight and fragility, a surcharge may be applied to some orders depending on distance.  International orders will definitely have this surcharge applied.  This is to secure safe and intact delivery of this unique and limited item.  Also, this item is deep discounted, so all sales are final.  Base may separate from globe in transit and no returns will be honored for this item.)
Whether you're making a treat for your family or hosting a science-fiction themed party, this sturdy tray lets you capture ice, chocolate, JELL-O, or other treats in the unique shape of the Xenomorph's face hugger eggs. Don't worry though, these won't hatch! Durable, heat and cold resistant, and oven and microwave safe, the Egg Pod tray is great for baking or freezing! Each green tray has molds for one large Alien egg pod and four small ones, and it comes packaged in a vinyl poly bag with unique art. Use it with the Alien 'Egg Pod' silicone tray (sold separately) for a scary but fun kitchen combination!